libartz:

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

(via penismage)

t4tadrienette:

(via blahziken)

digitaldiscipline:

socialmaya:

(via avatar-of-the-vast)

catmask:

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

(via bonk-bonk-tom)

aflo:

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

(via slobble-ya-diddly)

littlemisspipebomb:

the-rattking:

officialfist:

(via just-an-adam)

barbieist:

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

(via ricardodelpino)

toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

(via damnpharos)

guidancerune:

scam texts aren’t even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

(via slobble-ya-diddly)

funny-tik-toks:

(via slobble-ya-diddly)

pointless-achievements:

escuerzoresucitado:

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I’d Hoped

Get your meat sucked

(via penismage)

escuerzoresucitado:

(via laureldane)

dogmotifs:

everything in moderation. except garlic

(via zackisontumblr)

depsidase:

(via carabossebabe)